Joe Gets Married

My friend Col. Joe is getting married.  Whether that is a good idea will play out later.  Joe is something of a stickler for details having retired after a 30 year Air Force career, during which he worked with Colin Powell on the Joint Chiefs of Staff.  As you might imagine, The Colonel's wedding has been planned with military precision.  My favorite parts are in red, with my comments in blue.

WEDDING SCHEDULE

0900 LUCY’S ATTENDANTS MEET       -TRACY

0900 MEN MEET RESTAUR IN SoG     -JOE,TOM,JOHN,JIM,ROD,NICK,MIKE

0900 CHECK ROOM, CAKE, GAZEBO -JOE,TOM,NICK,JOHN,JIMMY,MIKE

0930 FRONT DOOR                            -SAME, JENNIFER,SCOTT,JEFF                       

0945 TAKE PICTURES OF ARIVALS     -NICK, JENNIFER,ZYNKO

1030 ESCORT ARRIVEES                    -JOHN, TOM, JIMMY,MIKE

1030 SET UP MUSIC                           -RODNEY, TRAVIS, PASTOR, ZYNKO

1055 ARRANGE GRANDKIDS               -TRACY, MELISSA, TIFFANY

The wedding is at Disney World.  Joe promised the grandkids will be dressed as the seven dwarfs

1055 PLAY MUSIC                                           -NICK ZYNKO

1100 WALK DOWN THE AISLE                     - LUCY, JOE, JIMMY,MIKE

1100 RINGBEARERS                           -JACOB,JUSTIN,JACK,JOSHUA

1100 FLOWERGIRLS                           -CHLOE,MAYA,CLAIRE     

1100 PERFORM CEREMONY              -TRAVIS, PASTOR KING

1110 JOE KISSES LUCY

1115 ENTIRE GROUP PICTURE                    -NICK, PASTOR, JENNIFER 

Quick ceremony.   Joe doesn't fool around.

1120 INDIVIDUAL PICTURES             -NICK, JENNIFER

1120 ESCORT GROUPS TO ROOM     -JOHN, JIMMY, TOM, SCOTT,MIKE

1120 PLAY MUSIC                               -RODNEY       

1130 DOORS OPEN TO RECEPTION   -STAFF/TOM/JOHN

 1200PLAY CHRIS BROWN SONG               -RODNEY

WALK KIDS DOWN                             -TRACY, MELISSA, TIFFANY, CHERIE, ANN,                             TONYA

1215 BRIDE ENTERS                          -SHERRY/NJ, TRACY

1215 GUEST REGISTER                                  -SHERRY/NJ                                                   

1230 EVERYONE EATS                                    -JOHN/RODNEY ANNOUNCE

Eat fast.  The next 15 minutes are action packed.

1230 PARENTS TOAST                                    -JIMMY

1245 BEST MAN’S TOAST                  -TOM  

1235 JOE’S TOAST                                                                             

1240 LUCY’S TOAST

1240 TRACY/MIKE, JOHN SPEAK                                                                                          

1245 FIRST DANCE                             -JOE, LUCY, RODNEY

1245 TABLE WALK                                        -JOE, TOM, NICK, JOHN, JIMMY,JENNIFER  

Apparently Rodney, who I believe is the DJ, will take over dancing with Lucy, since Joe is scheduled for the table walk during the first dance.   

1300 KIDS GAMES                                         -TRACY, MEL, TIF, CHERIE, ANN,TONYA

1345 CUT THE CAKE                           -JOE/LUCY

1350 THANKS TO ALL                         -JOE/LUCY

Hope you enjoyed your 5 minute cake.  Wedding's over.

1355 DISTRIBUTE BUBBLES              -TRACY,TONYA

1355 TOSS THE BRIDAL GUMMIES      -LUCY MAIDENS

1356 ASSEMBLE KIDS TO BLOW BUBBLES  

Let's hope those bridal gummies don't distract the kids.  They've only got one minute to assemble for bubbles.

1400 WEDDING PARTY DEPARTS.