What Would Larry Do #6 - Post #95

Don't forget The 99 Follwers Challenge - There's still time.

If this blog were an 80's television network, this would be a shameless crossover post. What Would Larry Do meets All About The Neighbors. In the second episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen invite Larry and his wife to a Paul Simon concert in their luxury suite. But as the night draws near, Larry has yet to hear from Ted about the details of the concert. He becomes quite concerned he's been uninvited, but bowing to etiquette, refuses to call Ted to ask, correctly surmising that doing so would make him a schmuck.

During my road trip with Howard, he mentioned that his company has a luxury suite for Miami Heat basketball games and invited me and Mrs. Sarcasm to a game next week. The problem is, I checked the schedule. There's no game on the night he specified, but there are two other games that week. And, just like Larry, I've yet to hear from Howard the details.

As I see it, there are several possibilities:

1. Howard forgot.
2. I did something to piss Howard, or more likely Moira, off.
3. Howard is full of crap.
4. The tickets got lost amongst the debris in their house and he's too embarrassed to admit it.*

I know what Larry did in this situation.  I don't even care about the game.  I just want to see how Howard handles this.  If he handles it.  But I'm no schmuck.  If I were, I would have asked my sister to take me to a Detroit Pistons game (a team I would actually root for) when she had a luxury suite.

*Unlikely, given his penchant for hosting parties amidst the mess.  While embarrassment should live next door, it doesn't.